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Each cookie contains a different ominous misfortunes, “made with darkness and misfortune in Germany.” No one does “bleak” like the Germans, and the reviews say they taste exactly like the fortune cookies you know and love, just with whatever bitter aftertaste your fortune leaves in your mouth. If nothing else, this review claims the cookies will “make your lips black and your poo weirdly green,” so hopefully, that makes them worth it.

Cost: $16.99

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